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*watches a movie*
*sees a dog*
me:
if something happens to that dog I sWEAR TO GOD

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

(via soverylittlehoneybee)

rollingpenny:

fenrir-kin:

tharook:

So I had ordered a lion statuette for a Pride award but something went wrong somewhere down the line and when it arrived it had only the rear end of the lion.

It was a catastrophe.

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE

took me a second to get it

(via jaimesoul13)

Steve:
ARE YOU READY, AVENGERS??
Avengers:
AYE AYE, CAPTAIN!!
Clint:
I CAN'T HEEEAAAR YOU!

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